PRICE: $5

WAIT TIME: less than 10 minutes on a weekday evening (~7pm)

WOK HEI: Not really

FRIED PORK LARD: Yes

PRAWNS: 3 + lots of squid

TYPE OF NOODLES: Yellow mee and thick white beehoon

TYPE OF CHILLI: Not the belachan kind i'd prefer, but still nice

WILL WE RETURN? Likely