PRICE: $5 for the small portion (used to be $4 in 2018)

WAIT TIME: 18 min during weekday lunchtime
(Had no idea it'd be that long a wait cos there wasn't a queue.)

WOK HEI: Not really

FRIED PORK LARD: NOPE :(

PRAWNS: 2 + lots of squid

TYPE OF NOODLES: Yellow mee and thin beehoon

TYPE OF CHILLI: Chilli in soy sauce. Not the belachan kind I like.

WILL WE RETURN? Unlikely